Saturday, May 14, 2005

A friend sent this to me and I just HAD to post it. I agree with George and I too am a Bad American!

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.


Anonymous diana said...

saw you posting over at "who's your baghdaddy" and decided to check out your blog, very nice! it sounds as though you are working hard, this is one heck of a noble goal. but, I have to say I feel for your family, they must miss you terribly. good luck to you and your family, keep up the good work!

4:52 AM  
Blogger Derek said...

This is "Another Day.." wife writing. I'm maintaining his blog--he's not able to do it from there. No internet access in his room. He's in Baquouba. What is your "government" job? Or are you not saying, on purpose.

3:46 PM  
Blogger flythemig29 said...

Hey Diana,

My job is not secret. I am in charge of the operations side of the house for a LARGE contractor who does CSG related activities. We are logistics and infrastructure. I am the S-3 for our project and we support the Army all over the world. That may sound vague but I can't use the company name on the blogs. You should be able to figure it out though! We are in the news a lot, almost all of it bad. Your hubby will know.

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George Carlin did not write this.

See this information ...

10:38 PM  

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